Monday, March 10, 2008

In Harmony with his feelings

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Getting to grips with life: Writer and director Harmony Korine has been a key figure in independent cinema and art for the past decade

When Michael Jackson falls for Marilyn Monroe, she invites him to shack up with her, Little Red Riding Hood, Madonna and the Pope. Sounds like the start of a dirty joke, doesn't it? Actually, it's the premise of Mister Lonely, the latest movie from newly reformed American wild child auteur Harmony Korine.

It's a wacky romance that sees gentle Parisian Jacko impersonator (Diego Luna) ditch his lonely existence of boulevard busking and old folks' home gigs for a new life in a remote Scottish commune – entirely populated by fellow impersonators, including new friend 'Marilyn' (Samantha Morton). 'They are delusional, but I think they have a beautiful dream. A pure dream,' Korine tells me, dreamily. 'Sometimes the purest dreamers are the ones that get hurt most.'

It's hard to believe I'm talking to the same guy who, at the age of 19, wrote Kids (which was released three years later, in 1995). Korine's screenwriting debut, based on the true, meaningless, drug-fuelled, underage sex lives of shockingly young teens, starkly viewed childhood innocence during the Aids era as all but a sentimental myth.


Now 35, he's been through rehab and the tender, whimsical and sweet Mister Lonely is the surprising result. Creatively it feels like an indulgent, safe playground. Imagine Amy Winehouse ditches the drugs and records the Winnie The Pooh songbook. So, has this enfant terrible grown up – or regressed? 'Each of the films I've made reflects my mental state at the time,' he explains. 'Turning 30 wasn't a big thing for me; it was more like getting off the drugs. I had such a dark period in my life for eight or nine years. I didn't have any money, no place to live, no friends.'

Former girlfriend ChloĆ« Sevigny has told how she left him over his heroin and methadone abuse. 'I didn't know if I was going to make another movie again – if I wanted to, or if I was capable of it. Then one day, I saw a small woman walking her invisible dog down the road. She told me it was time to make the movie. I took her word for it.'

Is he joking? It's hard to tell. Korine is no longer a child, but he's still ever the kidder. He takes things to such seriously bizarre extremes, the joke's often on him – whether it's a joke at all. There's dropping out of English at New York University after one term to become a professional tap dancer and the proposed adaptation of Ulysses starring Snoop Dogg. Then there's Fight, Harm, a movie where Korine says: 'I would walk around the streets and incite people to beat me up.

'My idea was to try and make a great American comedy, inspired by Buster Keaton's The General. A guy slips on a banana peel and cracks his head – it's funny, right? So I'd approach, say, a cab driver and smash his head in with a mandolin. But I forgot how short real fights are. I broke lots of bones and I just kept getting arrested. After my ninth fight, I spent two-and-a-half months in prison.'

Equally, it's hard to tell what the heck Mister Lonely is actually about. This is nothing new, as his undeniable low-budget masterpieces Gummo (1997) and Julien Donkey-Boy (1999) have already showed. Korine's non-sequential movies, with their freak-show characters and dreamy camera work, require a certain leap of faith by his followers as to this young auteur's genius. It's more the sense that his breathtaking personal vision 'works' as art, than anything more intellectual.

Take Mister Lonely. Some critics consider it to encapsulate the impossibility of establishing an authentic individuality in the new millennium; others think it is just profoundly silly. Korine couldn't care less: 'All I ever wanted to do with my movies is convey a certain feeling. An essence. Or a kind of ambience and tone. That's what I care about far more obviously than plot.'

So, is Korine saying Mister Lonely is a critique of our celebrity culture? dreams'I dunno,' he ponders. 'Interestingly, Little Red Riding Hood's character was originally Britney Spears. But then when we dressed her up it was like, man, she just looks like a normal slutty teenager! And I wanted these characters to be more like archetypes. It's not technically about Michael Jackson or any of the others – it's about the person that's impersonating them. It's about the person underneath.'

Ironically, this is where Korine himself hates to pry. I try exploring the concept and find it's toys-out-of-pram time. 'I don't really want to know why I do s*** to be honest with you. I don't see a shrink. I just want to live life. People often ask me for advice on how to get started making movies and I tell them to get into some kind of crazy illegal activity. Maybe rob a bank or something, because it tests you – and if you survive that, you have some good stories.' And I really don't think he's kidding. Beneath that dreamy surface, this enfant's still defiantly terrible.

http://www.metro.co.uk/metrolife/films/article.html?in_article_id=113900&in_page_id=27

Britney Spears walks into iron bar as she leaves store

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Britney Spears should steer clear of bars. Especially IRON bars.

The troubled pop princess, 26, ended up with a painful bump on the head as she walked straight into one as she left a store on Hollywood's Sunset Boulevard.

Britney's bodyguard watched helplessly as she ducked out of a rear exit to avoid fans and photographers - but failed to duck under a metal girder across the doorway.

Maybe it was the giant sunglasses, but apparently she just didn't see it. Britney was still rubbing her forehead as she was ushered to her car. She managed to force an embarrassed smile - but it was clearly one big hit she could have done without.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/showbiz/2008/03/10/britney-spears-walks-into-iron-bar-as-she-leaves-store-89520-20346370/

Britney Spears Bomb Fear After Packages From Stalker

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BRITNEY Spears has been receiving disturbing packages from a stalker.

The troubled singer is said to have been concerned by the mail, including a letter detailing how to make bombs".

A source close to the singer said: "To be safe, her security team is turning it all over to the police and FBI."

Brit was pictured out at the weekend with a burly security guard at her side.

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/entertainment-news/2008/03/10/britney-spears-bomb-fear-after-packages-from-stalker-86908-20346257/

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan to work together on new film

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are set to work together on new film ‘Good Girls Go Bad’, it has been claimed.

The troubled Toxic star and the Mean Girls actress have reportedly got the film’s director, Ian Shroder so worried about working with them both at the same time - he has put up his own insurance.

A source said: “They will star as rivals in the movie which will be set in New York and there’s lots of excitement about it.

“One producer told Ian it could be a potential disaster, but he laughed it off and said he was even willing to pay the insurance himself.”

Britney and Lindsay have both had their fair share of public breakdowns - with Spears checking into a psych ward and Lohan checking into rehab - but they both seem intent on socializing to the max.

The source added to Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Perhaps Lindsay could help Britney through her tough time.

“Both have been through a lot so their friendship can only blossom.

Meanwhile, Spears’ stalker has been sending her sex toys along with filthy pornographic notes, according to U.S. reports.

The star was feared to have a stalker after a series of letters were sent to her - some containing alarming descriptions of “how to bomb” and “weird gibberish” about the Middle East and Israel.

Now it has emerged that another package had a alarming sexual nature - and even contained a picture of a man who may be behind it all.

And alarmingly the alleged stalker also scrawled Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s names inside the packages, too.

“The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy - still with the price tag on it,” a source said.

Alongside the sex toy were two letters - one handwritten and one written on a computer - both threatening and pornographic in nature.

“The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch,” says the source.

The typed letter, meanwhile, is said to be five-pages long and contains vivid, pornographic details of the writer’s fantasy exploits with Britney.

Bizarrely, there is also a picture seemingly of the sender - a middle-aged white male with stringy, greasy hair - with the eyes cut out of the photo.

He also appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth.

“It’s like something from a bad movie,” says the source. “If I hadn’t seen it myself, I wouldn’t believe it.”

http://www.showbizspy.com/2008/03/10/britney-spears-and-lindsay-lohan-to-work-together-on-new-film/

Britney Spears' sex toy stalker

Britney Spears' sex toy stalker

Britney Spears' stalker has been sending her sex toys in the post, it has been claimed.

The troubled singer - who has also been receiving "threatening and pornographic" letters along with the X-rated gifts - has reportedly asked the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) and Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD) to stop the packages.

A source close to the 'Toxic' star told America's OK! magazine: "It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week. And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week - always to the same Los Angeles address, but never to one of Britney's homes.

"The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-coloured, battery-operated sex toy which still has the price tag on it.

"Along with the sex toy, there are two letters - one handwritten and one typed - both threatening and pornographic. The handwritten one is on note paper and it's written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch."

The source - who also revealed the notes contain intimate details about the writer's fantasies involving 26-year-old Britney - claims one of the packages contained a picture showing a middle-aged Caucasian man with greasy hair, believed to be the sender.

The source added: "The photo had its eyes cut out, and the man appears to be squirting some kind of yellow liquid into his open mouth. It's like something from a bad movie. If I hadn't seen it myself, I wouldn't believe it."

LAPD spokesperson Ana Aguirre said no specific investigation had been launched yet, adding: "We have been looking at allegations that have cropped up in the past couple of months."

An FBI spokesperson also refused to comment on the allegations.

http://www.list.co.uk/article/6942-britney-spears-sex-toy-stalker/

The Men in Britney Spears’ Life Hit the Links

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No, we’re not referring to Adnan Ghalib and Sam Lutfi.
Heck, if that were literally true, there’d be about 10 foursomes out there golfing on Sunday morning. But perhaps the two most important men in the long, strange trip that is Britney Spears’ life are apparently still on good terms.
Let’s just hope Britney doesn’t accuse K-Fed of sleeping with Jamie Spears, as she reportedly has - more than once - regarding mother Lynne.

A pudgy but happy Kevin Federline, in trademark long shorts, hits the links in Tarzana, Calif., this weekend with none other than Britney’s dad, Jamie Spears.
It’s good for K-Fed to get out of the house. Guy could use to lose a few pounds. We wonder who watched Jayden James and Sean Preston.
Lately, a recovering Britney Spears has enjoyed visitation with her two sons ever since a court hearing determined she was progressing well with her treatment.
FedEx has always been close with the ‘rents/in-laws, and is said to want Britney’s role in the kids’ life to increase, if anything. Stay tuned.

http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/57521-men-britney-spears-life-hit-links

Britney Spears Flashes Knickers...And Wedding Rings?

Britney Spears Flashes Knickers...And Wedding Rings?

Britney Spears set tongues wagging again at the weekend when she was snapped wearing not one but TWO rings on her wedding finger during a shoe-shopping trip.

And it wasn't just the mysterious rocks that she flashed at the hoards of paparazzi.

The singer also flashed ample amounts of flesh as she gave a master class in how not to get into a car.

After bumping her head on the door of the vehicle, Brit proceeded to expose her fetching green underwear as she made a dogs-dinner of getting into her seat.

http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/41046/britney-spears-flashes-knickersand-wedding-rings

The 'Believe' singer advised the troubled star to escape unwanted attention from

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he 'Believe' singer advised the troubled star to escape unwanted attention from photographers by planting a car bomb, as she was pursued by snappers herself.

When asked if she had a message for Britney, Cher said: "Yeah, she should blow you guys up with a car bomb!"

Cher, 61, isn't the only star to have words of advice for 'Toxic' star Britney.

Heidi Klum, Robin Williams, Ellen DeGeneres, Brooke Shields and Britney's ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake have all offered to help get Britney back on the straight and narrow.

http://www.thecheers.org/news/Celebrity/news_15198_Cher-has-told-Britney-Spears-to-blow-up-the-paparazzi.html

Britney Spears' Dad To Fight Custody Battle Legal Bills

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Britney Spears’ dad is astounded at the amount of legal fees his daughter has accumulated in her custody fight with ex-husband Kevin Federline, and is planning to contest the $1.1 million (£550,000) invoice at a court hearing next month.

Having been appointed conservator of the pop wreck’s legal and financial affairs last month, as well as her estate, Jamie is shocked at the amount of money which has gone towards the bitter custody battle.

However, Papa Spears does not believe the attorney’s fees should be so high, and is disputing the $500,000 (£250,000) from Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan, as well as more than $600,000 (£300,000) from Britney’s representatives Trope and Trope.

According to TMZ, Jamie has filed documents with Los Angeles Superior Court to challenge the invoice and is set to have a hearing on Monday, which is the same day Spears is due to face her ex in a child custody/visitation case.
http://www.entertainmentwise.com/news/41048/britney-spears-dad-to-fight-custody-battle-legal-bills

Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan movie

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Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan are in talks to appear alongside each other on the big screen, according to reports from the Rumour Mill.

And the name of the film? Wait for it - When Good Girls Go Bad. It’s not hard to see why director Ian Shroder has picked the two most famous party pals to star.

One insider said: ‘They will star as rivals in the movie, which will be set in New York, and there’s lots of excitement about it.’

But the potentially explosive combination has some producers shaking in their boots.

The insider added: ‘One producer told Ian it could be a potential disaster, but he laughed it off and said he was even willing to pay the insurance himself.’

Meanwhile, there’s more sinister news for Britney, as reports emerge that she is being targeted by a stalker.

The singer is said to have received threatening letters and packages in the mail, some of which reportedly contained DIY bomb-making instructions, and lewd pornographic notes.

Sources say the star is so concerned she has contacted the FBI.

One insider said: ‘It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week. And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive two to three times a week - always to the same LA address, but never to one of Britney’s homes.

‘The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch.’

The stalker also seems to have sent a picture of himself. One package contained an image of a middle-aged white male ‘with stringy, greasy hair – and the eyes cut out of the photo.’

Monday 10 March 2008

http://www.marieclaire.co.uk/news/196924/britney-spears-and-lindsay-lohan-movie.html

Random Loon Stalking Britney Spears, Sending Sex Toys

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Britney Spears news and gossip rarely takes a break. But you can’t deny that it’s becoming weirder - and seemingly more bogus - of late.
As reported by OK! Magazine, the struggling bipolar babe has recently found herself on the receiving end of a mysterious, obsessed fan.
One who has been sending the star threatening packages. OK! claims to have the details of what has Britney’s inner circle and security team running to the FBI.
“It started about six weeks ago with just letters being sent once a week,” a source who has supposedly seen the packages reveals to OK!.
“And then it quickly escalated to larger packages that now arrive 2-3 times a week — always to the same L.A. address, but never to Britney’s homes.”
Perhaps this is what Jamie Spears and K-Fed were discussing on the golf course. Either way, it’s a good thing the boxes never made it to the singer’s door.
What’s inside could not be good for her mental state.
“The first thing you see when you open the box is a huge, lavender-colored, battery-operated sex toy, still with the price tag on it.”

Gee whiz. Someone done send me ma sex toy, y’all!!
Alongside the mechanical apparatus are two letters — one handwritten and one written on a computer — threatening and pornographic in nature.
“The handwritten one is on note paper and it’s written in a crazy, all-caps chicken scratch,” says the source, who says the five-page letter contains pornographic details of the writer’s fantasy exploits with Britney Spears.
NOTE: Is this loser watching music videos form like 2001 or something? No offense to Britney, but these days? Would you hit that? Come on.
NOTE #2: No offense, Adnan.
Perhaps the scariest item is picture of the sender (or just some dude) — a white, middle-aged male with stringy, greasy hair — with eyes cut out of the photo.
Oh, and it gets better, believe us. In the photo, the man appears to be squirting some sort of yellowish liquid into his open mouth. Lovely.
“It’s like something from a bad movie,” says the source. “If I hadn’t seen it myself, I wouldn’t believe it.”
“Insiders” tell OK! that the packages, which all come with a return address in the Minneapolis, Minn., area, are immediately handed over to Britney Spears‘ security team, who in turn hand them over to the FBI for review.
http://www.fashion.ie/aggregator/gossip/57528-random-loon-stalking-britney-spears-sending-sex-toys

Spears and Lohan To Do "When Good Girls Go Bad"

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Lorrie Ramirez - Celebrity News Service

Hollywood, CA (CNS) - Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, two of the most popular and most controversial celebrity teens are said to be collaborating in a new film, entitled "When Good Girls Go Bad."

The two actresses have reportedly made the film's director, Ian Shroder put up his own insurance.

"One producer told Ian it could be a potential disaster, but he laughed it off and said he was even willing to pay the insurance himself," says a film insider.

"They will star as rivals in the movie which will be set in New York and there's lots of excitement about it."

The source also intimated to Britain's Daily Star newspaper that "perhaps Lindsay could help Britney through her tough time."

Both Spears and Lohan have had their share of public breakdowns - Spears ending up in a psychiatric ward and Lohan in rehab.

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7010284988

Jordan McGuire designs Britney Spears' MySpace page

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A MELBOURNE teenager has beaten thousands of computer nerds across the world to design singer Britney Spears's official MySpace page.

Jordan McGuire, 15, spent hours working on the layout, which Jive Records has uploaded on to the site.

The talented Montmorency Secondary College student heard about the competition through a friend and decided to give it a go.

"I have always liked graphics and I like Britney," he said, reluctantly admitting that he had a poster of her on his door.

"I think that it is really good that she is still singing when she has been getting so much criticism."

Jordan beat 28,135 Spears fans to take out the honour.

He's already received 100 accolades on the MySpace page, which is viewed by thousands daily.

"Kudos to Jordan," wrote Amy from Alaska.

Another Spears fan from West Hollywood wrote: "It definitely rocks! Congratulations Aussie dude!"

Jordan said although he knew the competition would be tough, he had always been confident because he liked the way his entry turned out.

Although he didn't win any money, he said the honour of designing such a popular page was reward enough.

"Most of my mates think it is pretty cool that I have won, but I have copped some flak from a few of them - probably the ones that don't like Britney," Jordan said.

"It is pretty amazing to think that people all over the world are looking at my page."

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,23351583-5012974,00.html

Britney Spears asks for FBI protection

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Washington (ANI): Beleaguered pop diva Britney Spears has turned to Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) for protection against an alleged stalker, who she said threatened to kill her. Britney requested the agency for protection after she reportedly received a number of letters, including one on how to make a bomb. Besides this, the singer was delivered several packages that contained sex toys, and notes on the Middle East and Israel.

"We have been looking at allegations that have cropped up in the past couple of months," Contactmusic quoted a Los Angeles Police Department spokesman, as saying. A FBI spokesman said: "We cannot comment on ongoing investigations."
http://entertainment.oneindia.in/music/international/2008/britney-spears-fbi-100308.html

Saving the World with Britney Spears

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Britney Spears can teach us all a little something about ourselves. I am sure there are people that will deny this, but please, there's no denying it. Britney is you and you are Britney.

Until a few weeks ago, I considered myself a Britney casualist - I only casually cared about her. I held no animosity towards her, but passively ignored her. However, I'll admit I was bothered when Britney was all over the news on Jan. 4 when I was looking for television coverage on the Iowa caucuses and kept running into her. At the time, Britney was being rushed to a hospital. It bothered me that this was on CNN and MSNBC when I believed there was more important news developing inside and outside the United States. But maybe I was wrong; maybe Britney is important news. Bear with me for un minuto:

Perhaps American societies' fascination with the destruction of celebrities reflects something larger about our culture. We adore self-destructive men and women so much that tabloid and gossip magazines, which specialize in celebrity catastrophes, can be easily found in any supermarket, snuggled next to packs of gum, Readers Digests and TV Guides.

Looking beyond the silly headlines these 'zines' produce, I wonder what lies behind our fascination with stories of self-destruction. Why do people want to read about OJ Simpson's latest escapades, or Britney Spears' custody battle, or Keifer Sutherland's latest trouble with Johnny Law?

Perhaps it is because people enjoy watching other people suffer. Or perhaps it is that these stories externalize the reader's suffering.

No matter what the reason, one thing can be determined: we are all obsessed with destruction. The news is full of such stories. Global warming is destroying our planet; NAFTA (according to Democrats) is destroying parts of our American economy; immigrants (according to Republicans) are destroying America; gay marriage (according to many in both parties) is destroying the sanctity of heterosexual marriage. The list could go on and on.

http://media.www.chicagoflame.com/media/storage/paper519/news/2008/03/10/Opinions/Saving.The.World.With.Britney.Spears-3259884.shtml

Britney Spears stalker fears

Stalked by mail... Britney Spears.
ritney Spears has reportedly been receiving disturbing letters and packages from a stalker.

The troubled singer is said to have been so concerned by the mail, which included a letter detailing how to make bombs and another containing "threatening language and weird gibberish", she has handed all correspondence over to the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation).

A source close to the singer told E! Online: "A lot of the things she was receiving were disturbing stalker kind of stuff. So, to be safe, her security team is turning it all over to the police and FBI."

While insiders claim the mail had been sent to various locations associated with mother-of-two Britney, Los Angeles Police Department spokesperson Ana Aguirre said no specific investigation had been launched yet.

She added: "We have been looking at allegations that have cropped up in the past couple of months."

An FBI spokesperson also refused to comment on the allegations.

Meanwhile, Britney is paying her dad Jamie US$2500 ($2688) for every week he looks after her.

Jamie - whose co-conservatorship over his 26-year-old daughter was extended until July 31 - was also given the authority to use Britney’s funds to hire a car for her security team.

Britney is believed to be "doing well" following a turbulent few months during which she was hospitalised.

If she continues to improve Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Reva Goetz may consider dissolving the conservatorship before the scheduled July 31 end date.

A source said: "Is it possible she might make significant enough progress to get her life back in three or four months? Yes, and her dad would like nothing more than for that to happen."

http://www.smh.com.au/news/people/britney-reportedly-getting-disturbing-letters/2008/03/10/1204998326283.html

Britney Spears' Dad Spends Quality Time with K-Fed!

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Britney Spears' dad Jamie Spears has been a rock for the troubled pop tart for the past few months and is the primary reason why the 26-year-old mom has regained visitation rights with her two sons Sean Preston and Jayden James.
On January 3rd Brit-Brit lost custody of her children when she was rushed to the hospital after suffering from a mental breakdown. Since then, her father has had complete control over the pop tart's life, as ruled by a judge.

But perhaps one of the reasons why Britney's father has been successful in getting custody back is because of his great relationship with Spears' ex husband Kevin Federline.

Kevin and Jamie were seen golfing together this weekend, sparking media attention and leading many to wonder whether Brit knew about their get together.

There's no doubt that, whether the singer was aware of her father's rendezvous with Federline or not, Jamie is only trying to help his daughter get her life back on track.

If spending some quality time with K-Fed is what he needs to ensure her ex that she's capable of raising her children, then more power to him.

We think Jamie Spears is the only thing keeping Brit from another mental breakdown.

Seeing Jamie and Kevin together can only mean good things for Spears.
http://www.egossip.com/celebrity/britney-spears-039-dad-spends-quality-time-k-fed-11600