Sunday, March 9, 2008

Lindsay Lohan opens new 'Wombs to Go' franchise in Peoria!
Peoria, IL - 'Rooms to Go', the popular chain of furniture stores has issued its first franchise for a totally new concept of 'buy it and go' stores called 'Wombs to Go'.

Actress Lindsay Lohan has purchased the first franchise and recently opened the 'WTG' store in Peoria, a quiet, small city in rural Illinois.

'Let's face it, people want this and we offer it in a 'quickie' form!," says Lohan.

She might be on to something too! Within hours over 500 young men were lined up outside the WTG ready to purchase their very own womb. The store offers several sizes and colors and everyone has a money-back guarantee!

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